Max's blog blog2010-07-30T01:49:51ZMax, mommy and daddyCopyright 2010, Max, mommy and daddySPHPBLOGRecent conversations with Max
Dad: Brrrrriiiiiiingggggg. Time for the police man to get out of bed, put on his helmet and get on his ATV, and do some ....er.... police work.
Max: Got some naughty boy beat his mama.
Dad: Er ya. nee nah nee nah.
Max: Dad, what is this?
Dad: That's the police torch light.
Max: What about this?
Dad: That's a police stick.
Max: It's for what one?
Dad: It's for the police to protect himself one.
Max: What is protect himself?
Dad: When naughty people want to beat the police, he can use the stick to beat them. Max: What the naughty people say to the police.
Dad: Er maybe they say "We want to do naughty things, we don't like the police."
Max: Maybe they say, "Don't beat me!"
Dad: Ya, maybe.
Max: ...
Dad: Actually, the policeman is good one. He usually just shine his torch light into cars to make sure people wear their seat belts. Sometimes they give police ticket if people don't park their cars properly or don't wear their seat belts. Then the people have to take the ticket to the police station and pay money there.
Max: Ya.
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Max: Mama, now you are happy, is it?
Mama: No.
Max: Come I make you happy.... Happy, happy, happy!
Mama: *laugh*
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Max: What happen to the land bridge ah?
Dad: The water washed it away.
Max: The water is naughty, is it?
Dad: No lah, the water just always flows downwards.
Max: *frown* Oh.
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Max: Dad, see? I can take out all the meccano screws.
Dad: Ya.
Max: I'm so strong, dad. I got eat protein.
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Max: Next day, I want to buy the Diego Safari toy.
Dad: How about we just look at it at the toy store?
Max: I want it!
Mama: But you already have so many toys.
Max: I want to give away all my toys. I don't want them anymore.
Dad and mama: *stunned silence*
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Max: I saw the Wiggles, but they didn't bring the Big Red Car.
Dad: Ya.
Max: ...because it's too heavy.
Dad: Ya, maybe next day we can see them again.
Max: Ya, maybe next day they grow big and strong, then they can carry the Big Red Car.
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Max: How come ducks also got eggs one?
Mama: Ya, chickens also can lay eggs. Ducks also can lay eggs. All the birds can lay eggs.
Max (in a sad voice): I don't know how to lay eggs.
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Max: How about we pretend the fishballs have eyes.
Dad: Come, I pour out the water for you.
Max: No, dad! They are trying to swim!
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Mama: These are all occupations. What does your daddy do?
Max: Fix cars.
Mama: What does your mama do?
Max: Play Blackberry.
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Dad: Tell Mama don't pick her foot.
Max: Mom, don't pick your foot.
Mama: I deeeen.
Max: Mom, say "I didn't".
Mama: I didn't.
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Max: Dad, what happened to all the dinosaurs?
Dad: They all died a long time ago. That's why nobody has ever seen a dinosaur alive. Daddy never saw one. Kung kung never saw one. Kung kung's daddy also never saw one. Kung kung's kung kung also never saw one.
Max: What happened to all the dinosaurs?
Dad: Nobody knows what happened to them. They all died many many years ago.
Max: Maybe they are somewhere.
Dad: Errr... ya maybe.
Max: Maybe they are sleeping.
Dad: Ya, maybe that's why nobody ever saw them.
Max: Maybe they are hiding.]]>http://www.bigbigplanet.com/Max/index.php?entry=entry100619-1441202010-06-19T00:00:00Z2010-06-19T00:00:00ZPark fun on a lazy Saturday ]]>http://www.bigbigplanet.com/Max/index.php?entry=entry100619-1437162010-06-19T00:00:00Z2010-06-19T00:00:00ZDisney Cars 2 The Disney Cars toys are so popular, it's a wonder that they haven't made a sequel to the movie. Maybe they might make one next Father's Day. I think they should call it Meet the McQueens.
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Max (and Dad)
]]>http://www.bigbigplanet.com/Max/index.php?entry=entry100510-0721472010-05-09T00:00:00Z2010-05-09T00:00:00ZLittle Mechanic Thanks for the help at the track yesterday.
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Make Tee Tee (little brother, actually his doll) laugh. Make Tee Tee say Koh Koh, Koh Koh.
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Daddy/Mama, don't shout ah?
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Don't show me the Fireman Sam fall into the water one ah? Very scary one. If not I cry ah..
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My wee wee very yellow. I must drink more water.
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I don't make a mess ah, if not the Uncle policeman scold me and shine the torch light at me, at Jaya One there.
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The good Power Rangers don't hit people one. They just drive the fire engine, and put out the fire.
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Grandma: Doctor Ang say what?
Max: cannot nen nen (breastfeed) anymore... Mama, I want to oy oy (secret code for nen nen when grandma is around).
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Dad: Is daddy old? Max: Old. Dad: Mama is old? Max: No, mama is new!]]>http://www.bigbigplanet.com/Max/index.php?entry=entry100329-1956592010-03-29T00:00:00Z2010-03-29T00:00:00ZGong Xi Fa Cai 2010 ]]>http://www.bigbigplanet.com/Max/index.php?entry=entry100303-2255532010-03-03T00:00:00Z2010-03-03T00:00:00ZDa Vinci Exhibition The National Science Centre is having an exhibition on Leonardo Da Vinci's works. He was a great designer, engineer, inventor, scientist, builder and artist but is nowadays more well known for having his name in a novel and a Hollywood movie.
They had working replicas and models of many of his mechanical creations like his interpretation of an Archimedes screw, an ornithorpter, a cog wheel lantern mechanism, an eccentric cam driven hammer, an aerial screw, a primitive anemomether, his famous flying machine (machinna volante), an automatic blocking mechanism, a primitive helicoidal mechanism, a clever bridge made of interlocking sticks called an emergency bridge (Ponte Salvatico) and a mechanism that translates circular motion to linear called transformazione del Moto Circolare, but most importantly, they had this photo gimmick that lets you take pictures of yourself as Mona Lisa.
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